Showing posts with label Lil Pissed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lil Pissed. Show all posts

Friday, September 14, 2012

How to spot lesbians or gays...

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/putrajaya-lists-homosexual-symptoms-to-prevent-spread-among-schoolchildren/

- Lesbians are said to be attracted to women, like to eat, sleep and hang out in the company of other women and have no affection for men

- Gay men have muscular bodies and like to show off by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes, prefer tight and light-coloured clothing, are attracted to men and like to carry big handbags similar to those used by women. 

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2012/09/13/govt-endorses-guide-on-how-to-spot-gays/

- For lesbians:


  • Showing attraction to women
  • Distancing themselves from women other than their girlfriends
  • A preference for hanging out, sleeping and dining with women
  • Absence of feelings for men
- For gays:
  • Muscular body and a fondness for showing off the body by wearing clothing, such as by wearing V-necks and sleeveless tops
  • A preference for tight and bright coloured clothes
  • An inclination to be attracted to men
  • A tendency to carry big handbags, similar to the kinds used by women
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if spotting gays and lesbians are so easy as above, i wont even need to use my gaydar and always curse my gaydar for being malfunction. 

seriously, how can he become a Deputy Education Minister when he himself is having such narrow mind?? 
as if we malaysians do not have enough hatred issues, do not have enough racist issues and now u wanna plant even more hatred on sexuality? sure, i know such discrimination has been around for the longest time. shouldnt the government ease the hatred? or u prefer to watch your rakyat having war amongst rakyat? that'll be fun to watch, huh? 

please bear in mind that LGBT supporters doesnt mean that they are homosexuals themselves. they are people who thinks about human rights and still thinks that LGBT people are human like everyone. so even people are influenced by LGBT supporters to be SUPPORTERS because... oh for god's sake, it is because they have come to their senses that LGBT people are still humans! they are still part of the rakyat! 

not to say that the government is in the wrong for discriminating we LGBTs. but hello? need to condemn more? u have your law, stick to it. do whatever you want to follow the law. no need to condemn more. u think LGBT supporters are already adults so u cant brain wash them, so now u wanna start young eh? great, teaching the young ones how to judge people. 

no wonder nowadays i hear people prefer their children to be home schooled. 

"The sexuality rights festival, which would have seen the hosting of forums, theatre, musical performances and movie screenings, was branded by the mainstream media as a "sex party for the LGBT community".>"

sex... party... for LGBT... where? i wanna go oso! i wanna see! how come i dont know wan? u know why i dont know? cos there is none. the so-called sex party was held by a pool side and it was just normal get-together between lesbians. just that some pain in the ass reporter 'dived' in and start writting crap to publish. and i wasnt there cos i was in the mood of being anti-social at that moment. 



i wonder... 2020 is coming. how to maju with this kinda ruling? ppffttt...

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what gaydar? it's malfunctioned more than the chances of u striking 4d. 

what tight clothings? so the superheroes are all gays?? *gasps!*

what distancing from other women? since dont like men and women already, might as well be alone for the rest of our sad freaking lives? 

oh. why dont say lesbians likes cats too? afterall, we got a saying single lesbians grows old with cats. i prefer dogs tho. 

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u know how to spot lesbians or gays? 
only one way; dont judge 
and know them sincerely. they are human too just like all of u. 
at the end, it is not about them being lesbians or gays. its just them as an individual. 

no one knows im a lesbian until i started dated women. eventually people will start asking me if my partner is a guy or girl. i would answer proudly, its a girl. because, we as LGBT, are humans too. if u judge who am i, to me, simple. screw you. i have better things to be worried about than you judging my life. if u have so much time to judge, why not judge ur own life first?

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vote wisely guys... this is your kid's education and future we're talking about. 

Friday, July 29, 2011

things i have to go through today to reach office

it of cos have to start with the usual traffic jam cos it is friday. standard...
1, pass by an accident. 3 cars kissing each other's butt.
2, vios died middle of the road as in really middle! middle lane! all cars cutting left n right to get away.
3, of cos above 2 will cause the traffic jam to critical level.
4, traffic jam in parking zone
5, no parking
6, rm15 for car wash
and yes, i am late.

Friday, March 5, 2010

DiGi BB Roadshow

after knowing about DiGi BlackBerry Roadshow will be in Midvalley, i got all excited and plan to go and visit on my lunch break WITH an intention to get it. which is at 4pm. since im just working in Midvalley anyways.

so i was happily walking towards the roadshow.

standing around there was pretty lenglui promoters.

so i went and look around.

no one approached me. (i dont look like potential buyer meh? i thought EVERYONE is a potential buyer)

nvm...

so i asked one of them...

me : hi, can u tell me more?
she : ya.
..... silence ..... i see her, she see me .....
me : so i saw online it is starting from rm500 something?
she : ya.
.......... silence .......... i see her, she see me again ..........
ohhhhhhhhhhhhkay.........
me : so what do i need to do... (before i can finish my bloody sentence)
she : oh. u have to contract 2 yrs to get rm549. and u have to pay rm500 advance. (in a pretty bad english...)
... silence again ... me, getting, impatient... (WHAT IS THE BLOODY RM500 FOR!?)
me : and... the rm500 for?
she : oh. rm500 for the 2 yrs.
... silence AGAIN! ...
me : 2 yrs for what?
she : the unlimited internet access. and will deduct every month.
me : ahhh.. ok...
....................................SILENCE!....................................
*roll eyes and walked off*

seriously... i dont look like potential buyer meh!?

EDIT
oh and i forgot to add hor! when i approached, both of them still 'keng kai'-ing and laugh 'hi hi ha ha' horrr... grrr...

Thursday, March 4, 2010

idiot drivers

i cannot stand idiot drivers...
dont they know fast lanes are for people who drives fast?
when i was on the way to work, this bloody black KIA cut in to my lane which i was driving in the fast lane. i have no issues with ppl cutting into fast lane in front of me if the other lane is slow.

but HELLO...

when he was in the fast lane, he is constantly stepping on the break. and there is no car at all in front of him! none! the road is bloody clear in front of him! and he need to always press break! wah lau! 3 bloody cars cut in front of him already.

i then flashed light bcos he is ridiculously slow in the fast lane alre. he was at 80km/h.

guess what...

he still dont get it...

bcos other lanes are also slow and i cant possibly over take him. i am stuck behind him.

it is ok if it is moving smoothly...

but... no...

den... he gave sudden break, which i almost hit his car's butt. and which someone almost hit my car's butt also! and why? bcos he wanna cut out to the other lane and exit at the PJ hilton road.

if u r so damn rich can afford imported cars ah, pls la. use that bloody extra money and learn driving again la! and remember ok, dont bloody give duit kopi to get your bloody license ok! idiot KIA driver!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

dumb and brainless people...

they shud just stay away from me. really... before they shorten my life by few years.

i couldnt believe it i actually used to be on a relationship with her and she's so fucking dumb!!

last week, i already told her that i'm becoming anti social. i DO NOT want to trust anyone. i DO NOT wanna keep in touch with any of my hypocrite friends. which i also told her who is who n why is why n wat is wat n how is how... blah blah blah... i told her every single detail on why am i becoming anti social!

but no... she dun get it. she still come and pm my in msn asking me that. 'hey, aaaaa's bday is coming, wanna celebrate with her?' i replied no, am not interested and i dun bother.

then...

'oh. haha. ok. so did aaaaa's call u out for drinks?'

barghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

the weather is enough hot, my house have no peace! dun add fire on me already!!!

i ignored her.

should i add her in my anti social list as well?