What will you get...

when u gather : -

2 cows
4 dogs
1 hippo
and
1 chicken

in a small apartment with

2 bottles of vodka
tons of food
no astro (only radio n DVD as entertainment)


take a guess... what will u get?

BFF - Muacks!

Today, I wanna talk about my journey with 2 life-time friends.

I don’t think I ever talked about them in my blog before. Did i?

*checked back old post, even from my previous blogs…*

Nope. Never…


Lynn n Chris


We met quite randomly back then in primary school. We weren’t from the same class before. At all… Lynn was just staying few houses away from mine while Chris was few rows away.

We started to hang out a lot at each other’s home. Lynn had lots of cats and Chris eventually had one for herself. I was dying to have pets of my own which my grandma didn’t like, so I hung out even more at their place.

I hung out at their place so often till they already know my grandma. Not just them, every single one in the neighborhood knows me and my grandma. Haha… U must be thinking, ‘sure la. U always at their place, sure ur grandma treat them nice wan ma’. Oh… so so wrong of u.

Whenever I’m at one of their place, once strike 5pm, or earlier. My grandma will ‘drop by’ at their house and start screaming for me asking me to go home. It’s really embarrassing u know? I really felt like digging a hole and hide myself and never wanna come out anymore. When I do obey and followed her home, she’ll be screaming n shouting at me while walking home. Famous huh?

There’s once when I was hanging out at Lynn’s, as usual, grandma came to her house and start screaming for me. I really got fed up and refuse to follow. How many times does my dignity need to wash off to the drain like this? To my surprise and lynn’s too, grandma actually climbed over the gate… whoa… that was scary shit!

Anyways, I already start talking about myself eh? Haha… can’t help it. This is what they know about me.

We gave each other names, Lynn was ‘Tin Phor’, Chris was ‘Hao Phor’, and mine was ‘Soh Phor’.
Tin Phor = Crazy Woman
Hao Phor = Vain Woman
Soh Phor = Blur Woman

When we left primary school and stepped in secondary school, me and Lynn grew apart from Chris. Me and Lynn got in the same class while Chris was in different class. The higher standard class, that’s what we called it.

Me and Lynn sat together in Class during Form 1. And we encounter the 1st thing together which is… we met Alvin. Rude but turn out to be a nice guy. Haha… He was instructed by our Form teacher to do something and he had to stopped at our table so we tried to help and the 1st word he greeted us was ‘Fuck’. Me and Lynn looked at each other and our expression was like, ‘What the fuck?’ Hahaha! Priceless.

After school, we always hang out at SS14. Lynn’s KaiMa’s Saloon and the mamak nearby. That’s where she’ll meet her ex… and that’s how I know Kenneth. The 2nd sweetest guy I know after Ju. But things didn’t work out cos I was too clingy I guess.

At one point in Form 4, everyone boycott me. And to my surprise, even Lynn. And she said I was leaving her alone before that. Which made me totally blurred. What I’m glad now is that things are cleared and we’re still as close as before.

During Sec School, Chris was having her group of friends. Me and Lynn was quite pissed at the fact that she could ditch us because of her friends. And at one point me and Lynn decided to leave it as it is. She’ll look for us when she needs us…

So we left school and work part time a while. I was working with Lynn at the same Hang Ten outlet in Subang Parade, which is now closed down. We were really trying to turn the place upside down. We would blast trance music, blast tAtu songs, blast ah beng songs, dimmed the lights till really dimmed… etc… and to our surprise, business was even better! Crowd was better than Giordano which is just opposite. But yeah… Hang Ten is now closed and Giordano is still on going now. :P

After the part-time, I proceed to Limkokwing for Graphic Designing (which I didn’t complete) and Lynn proceed to Taylors for Mass Comm. Chris was in Sunway and wanted to do Law, but me and Lynn didn’t know when was going on with her mind, she ended up with Business courses.

During education in college, Lynn finally met someone in college, who is a girl, and lasted for 2 yrs. And the break up was quite irresponsible of that bitch. That girl took off to Australia, and broke up with Lynn. Lynn was really devastated. The day the girl took off to Australia, I rushed Lynn to KLIA and after sending that girl to the gate, Lynn got in the car and was crying like mad… Chris was practically partying like mad, clubbing clubbing and more clubbing. And yet. Still score with flying colors. Her relationship wise… the guy treated her like dirt. Really no respect for her at all and I’m glad that she got herself out from this nightmare.

Now… we’re in this dog eat dog working world. Chris is in a huge company as HR Specialist, Lynn is with kids creative learning centre as Programme Designer, me with ISP company as Technical Support Exec. Chris is with a guy and she wish she’ll be a housewife soon, that’s what she said. Lynn is with a guy and still wants her own business. Me is with a girl and still sorting out my life.

I like the fact that after all the boycott, all the forgetting, all the nonsense in our lives… we are still now as one family. Treating each other like sisters. Me being the youngest. :D

Love u guys loads… mwahs!


P/s : We don't really take pictures together eh? We really need to snap more pictures together!!!

I'm Impressed...

Well... i found this when i was blog hopping in innit.

and xodom posted something really impressed me.

Top 10 Pick-up Lines

#10
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

#9
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

#8
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

#7
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

#6
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

#5
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

#4
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

#3
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

#2
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

#1
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips."
She says, "Bet's on."
You kiss her then say, "I lost."

I'm sorry if u're upset i copy and paste in my blog. but i really wanna keep this. :)

X'mas is never late...

Yes… it’s always on time. Everybody starts counting down and strike midnight, everyone would wish one another ‘Merry Xmas!’

And here I am wishing every single one of u Merry Xmas~

This year was rather lonely xmas for me. I finished work at 7pm but had to stay late a little bit to finished up some work. Which is still piling up like mad. Left office at about 8pm to meet up with my aunt who is doing her last minute shopping for her party. After being frustrated and threw her temper at me. We managed to find suitable gifts for her gift exchange.

We then headed home.

Once I got home, I had my dinner and my only company was my sleeping grandma and the TV. Sound sad huh? Well, not exactly actually. I guess this is what they mean by ‘Silent night~ Holy night~’ Yea, the silent night really got me all relaxed from a tensed day at work.

After watching TV, I think it was called ‘The canopy of love’. It was a Hong Kong TVB Drama. Quite nice. Feel like downloading it since I’m not often on time sitting in front of the TV.

Alamak, out of topic liao. Anyways, after watching TV, I head upstairs and went online a bit. And now… I’m gonna head to bed.

Good night everyone… Have a jolly xmas…

X'mas @ office

Warning! Freaking lotsa pictures!!!

Xmas tree in the office... with lotsa presents laying beneath it!

Ta-Da! Close up!

And more pressies! But this, is only for our own team. Oh Yes... I love my team very much.

Team Leaders at work. Decorating for the call centre. But from what I see, they're fooling around! But somehow, festive season it's all about fun, no? :)

Ready?

GO! Spray like mad!

Taking off what we don't need... and...

Ta-Da! Merry X'Mas!!

And so, during this festive season, the managemant already planned out on a buffet for everyone in our office. 

And to our horror... it's cross-dressing! And boy we had a great laugh. But I have to say, my team, none of the guys have this kinda spirit. sighs... It's only the girls dressing up. OK la. For girls is easier cos pakai shirt and seluar, settle already la. 

Aren't they pretty? The guys from SG and Aus team...

The girls from Billing Dept. 

The Team Leaders...

And... more random pictures...

This is what i got from the gift exchange... Cute eh?  Hehe... :)

Even the punching bag join us and celebrate X'mas... 

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Itchy hands...

to type here even if i have nothing to update. yet... hehe...

office is organising xmas party and they're setting up the buffet now. the theme is... cross dressing. gosh. hopefully i dont laugh till i cant eat any food later.

bwahahaha!

SAGITTARIUS WOMAN

A tall slim and graceful woman who walked proudly like she is walking in a
beauty pageant competition. If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely
covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step.
She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world
positively, so her face always seem so happy. She will not get up set
easily.

Self confident woman who belief in her own style. She will not follow
fashion, but standing in between simplicity and too modern. She is a very
open person, sometimes can be too blunt. She is an honest person and never
try to cause troubles for any one.

She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say
something so pleasing at the same time. Example she may say "I wish you
could make more money, so you could afford better cloth, but anyway it is
better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too
much and become greedy". She can say such thing and make you wonder if you
should get up set or love her more.

She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home. She likes to be
protected, but not to give her orders. She has no respect to a weak man. If
she try to over powered you, then you have to calm her down and try to
control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too. She will listen if
she respect you. She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself.

She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear she says " Guess what I
will do next", or "Guess what I am thinking" because she always say what she
is thinking out loud like a guy. If you do not understand her in this
matter, you could easily break up with her. She sees problems in her love
life as another funny story.

She is clumsy and it is in her nature. You may think it is cute, but for
some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly, so she can
easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths,
good food, first class and first services. Even a poor woman in this Zodiac
will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spent lots of money as if
she can not understand how difficult it is to make money. If you think of
let her borrow money, think again.

She is a paranoid. If she thinks you like her, she may already think about
getting marry and lost her freedom and so on and on. A jolly woman who loves
sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy. She has more
guy friends and sometimes could act like one of a guy. She does not care
about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn't careless what her
neighbor will gossip about her. She thinks either good or bad, you will know
it yourself , so you should not bother what people think.

Her wit and innocent look are her charms. She is often hurts from love, but
never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing "Do that to me one
more time". She likes going straight and being straight forward. She will
not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say
something. If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will
admire you.



** Those highlighted in green are so so true. And it's scary leh. I've post it up here so I'm like an open book already. :D

Medication

Previously I mentioned that I went for body check and found I'm having High BP issue. And I need to take medication. The tablets I'm taking the side effect is coughing.

Beginning, I didn't cough. But now, I always feel something's itching my throat and result is... coughing... Sighs...

Rich brats...

I’m pretty disgusted with rich brats. No… not those who is still rich, still spending daddy & mommy’s money. I’m disgusted with those who is already broke, and when they got their hard earned money, they spend like there’s no tmrw...

Why do I say so?

A friend of mine, same age as me. When we were back studying in secondary school, he was one rich brat. RM 1k per week. No kidding.

And so we finished our secondary school and we went separate ways. I do hear news that he was caught in a pretty bad accident and his father passed away. What I didn’t know was, his father did not leave any will. So the battle between him, his mom (who is actually the 2nd wife) and the 1st wife’s children. The 1st wife passed away already then only his father marries the 2nd wife.

From high-end resident area, he moved to a cheap flat. He had to sell his car to support his family. He refuse to come out and socialize with us cos he wanna save up his money. Which all of us totally understands…

So the court case is over. The kids each has 10% and his mom gets 50%.

Then, he start to look for cars. Which also I totally understand. It’s for transportation wise. But no… 1st thing in his mind. A Beemer. Wtf right? Then Kia Carens. Also, he goes clubbing a lot…

Why can’t these spoilt rich brat keep the money for emergency’s sake…?

Merry Xmas

I dont know this consider as good news or a bad news.

my company requires us to cross dress for the xmas party. i shall be a butch for a day. hahaha...

anyways, found this template somewhere. loved it~ ^^

random

i suddenly remembered another 2 PLU community websites and i logged in. i found these 2 picture of myself, which was about 4 yrs back. hehe...

Tlafik jem...

it's Selangor's Public holiday and we at Kuala Lumpur need to work. and somehow, since 2.30pm up till now (3.45pm), the traffic jam is crazy.

Traffic heading towards Shah Alam at Federal Highway and heading towards MidValley...

Off day, stay at home n rest la. dun go out.

Islam or not, it's about how u carry yourself.

I received this e-mail in my office...

Baca dengan hati seorang ISLAM?

Saya ingin berkongsi cerita in dengan anda semua mengenai sikap segelintir orang Melayu kita atau lebih tepat lagi orang Islam di Malaysia ....

Kejadian benar ini berlaku di Carrefour Wangsa Maju beberapa hari lepas. Seorang pemuda Islam yang berkerja sebagai ' cashier ' di pasaraya tersebut telah menumbuk seorang lelaki c ina . Ini berlaku kerana ketika pemuda c ina tersebut sedang membayar harga barangan, pemuda Melayu ini telah
menegur pemuda C ina ini mengenai gambar baju yang sedang di pakai oleh pemuda c ina tersebut. Gambar itu ialah seekor babi yang sedang memakai serban di samping seekor anjing yang memakai tudung lambang agama Islam. pemuda Melayu itu bertanya gambar apakah yang sedang di pakai oleh pemuda c ina tersebut.

Dengan rasa bangga dan tidak bersalah, pemuda C ina itu terus menja wa b sambil menunjuk ke arah gambar ba jun ya dengan mengatakan babi yang memakai serban itu ialah Muhammad dan anjing yang memakai tudung itu ialah Khadijah. Mendengar ja wa pan lelaki tersebut, pemuda Melayu ini dengan tidak disangka2, menumbuk muka si C ina tersebut.

Huru hara lah suasana di carrefour itu. Kemudian pemuda C ina itu memaki hamun lalu datanglah Manager Carrefour yang juga beragama Islam lalu
memecat lelaki Melayu tadi. Apa yang di lakukan oleh Manager Carrefour tadi adalah sa tu etika yang patut di contohi kerana, menumbuk org sesuka hati memanglah salah...

Tapi malangnya, Manager tersebut bukan hanya memecat pemuda Melayu tadi yang sedang mempertahankan akidah agama Islam, tetapi turut memaki hamun pemuda Melayu itu dengan kata2 kesat. Pemuda Melayu ini pulang dengan keadaan hampa. Bukan kerana di pecat, tetapi turut di maki hamun oleh saudara
seislam yang di sangkanya akan turut manjaga maruah orang Islam selepas dih ina oleh laki C ina tadi.

Sekarang ni pemuda Melayu ni sedang menunggu untuk di saman oleh C ina tersebut. Beliau bukan takut malah tidak sabar 2 untuk menunggu disaman oleh C ina tersebut kerana beliau ada alasan yang kukuh kerana bertindak demikian.

Pengajarannya, sikap pemuda Melayu tadi memang patut di contohi kerana ingin menegakkan agama Islam. Pada anda, berhati2 la..kerana saya percaya,
tshirt yang di pakai oleh C ina tadi adalah salah satu strategi orang2 kafir untuk menjatuhkan maruah Islam.

Sebarkan kepada saudara2 Islam kita..!

1.Jika anda orang islam sila sebarkan email ini..!!


2.Jika anda orang bukan islam, diingatkan jangan sesekali bermain dengan api di negara malaysia islam ini

Basically, long story cut short. It’s saying that there’s a Malay cashier who works in Carrefour in Wangsa Maju came across a Chinese customer who wears a T-Shirt with a picture on it of a pig wearing a ‘serban’ and a dog wearing a tudung. Without hesitating, he sounded the customer.

The Chinese customer proudly saying that the pig is Muhammad and the dog is Khadijah. Listening to the reply the Chinese customer made, the Malay cashier punched the customer.

It was a hoo-hah situation in Carrefour and the Chinese customer scolded at the cashier. Then, came the Manager, and sacked the cashier.

The Malay cashier is not disappointed because the Manager sacked him, but the Manager have scolded him using vulgar words.

Now the Malay cashier is waiting for being sued by the Chinese customer and he’s not afraid. It’s eager to be sued as he has a strong reason for doing so.

**if by wearing a T-Shirt with pigs and dogs wearing serban and tudung deserves a punch, what about the person who calls us Chinese pendatangs? Isn’t that insulting us as well? Does he deserves a punch too?

what more, he is on duty. A cashier. And by punching the customer is so so wrong. If u really have problem with that, bring it outside. U r wearing ur company’s uniform. Don’t drop the company’s reputation by doing such thing. Not to say about the protecting ur Islamic thing. Thing as in, fighting with a customer. What would other customer thinks? If there’s a foreigner, what would the foreigner think? Think not about the cashier tho… about the company. How does the company nurture their staffs?

I personally is not pitying the cashier nor the customer. Both have their faults. Cashier for acting foolish whacking the customer at work. Customer for no respect towards others. It is a multi-race country. Respect one another la…

So by not pitying any of them, I deserves to be whack by both now?